Use these whimsical bloody death pillows for your next morbid CSI prank

"Good God!" he cried, "can it be, can it be, 
that I shall really take an axe, that I shall strike her on the head, 
split her skull open... that I shall tread in the sticky warm 
blood, blood... with the axe... Good God, can it be?"
- Fyodor Dostoevsky,
"Crime and Punishment"

These pillows might deceive from a distance for just a micro-instance, but then you'll laugh.

“All is calm in this eternal sleep; 
here grief forgets to groan and love to weep.” 
- Alexander Pope

No matter how much you think you love somebody, 
you'll step back when the pool of their blood edges up too close.  
- Chuck Palahniuk

"On the plus side, death is one of the few things 
that can be done just as easily lying down."- Woody Allen

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